You've got the moment. I'll get you the material.

Whether it's a 5-minute set, a roast, a wedding toast, or a bit for your next TikTok, I'll write custom comedy material built around your voice. This is not a generic joke template. As a comedian who also happens to have a law degree, I know how to build a premise, land a punchline, and structure a bit so it actually gets laughs instead of just reading funny on paper.

What you get:

• One custom script (up to 5 minutes of material, or equivalent for shorter content)

• Written in your voice, based on a short intake about your style and audience

• One round of revisions included

• Delivered as a clean, performance-ready document

Best for: first-time performers, content creators who need sharper writing, anyone giving a speech or toast who wants it to actually get laughs.

Turnaround: 7 business days.